My confessions today are all about my mothering skills, or lack there of…*wink*!
…on Monday I let me kids split an excessively large cookie, as well as eat a cup full of M&M’s/Resse’s Pieces, oh and they also had chips with their dinner…all in one day. Hello diabetes…
On Tuesday, a Post Office Worker (<— Postal Man?) gave them a sucker. #notmyfault
A. get out of the shower, but keep the shower running so that the kids “think” I’m still showering, but really – I’m just slowly getting dressed…
B. get out of/turn off shower and scroll through Facebook and/or Instagram as quietly as possible as I sit on my kids’ itty bitty stepping stool and dry off.
…real pants are a joke. My choice of apparel is strictly based on the decision the Hubs and I made to have created tiny little humans while I take on the SAHM role. This in turn allows me to jump, dance and play with the kiddos, which makes me a pretty cool mom, just not the best-dressed. My clothes need help, but I’m sooooo unwilling to change. I’m a hot mess. A real hot mess.
…I kiss, hug and cuddle my kids so much before I hit the hay at night that I usually wake them up around midnight. A necessary Navy Seal departure usually ensues. “It was all a dream…” I say… 😉
…I have an “at home voice” and a “in public voice.” No worries. My kids are safe and I love them more than anything. I like to refer to these two voices as Mary Poppins and “Mommy” Poppins! LOL!
Whew! Once again, I feel so much better.
Okay, I’m off to go hug, kiss and coddle those babies of mine!